enor-mouse boogie!

hi! I am going to tell you some jokes...

How can you make a kleenex dance ?
Add a little boogie!

What do you call a mouse the size of an elephant?
enor-mouse!

introducing... Squeakers

This is my gerbil, Squeakers. She likes to dig, chew and escape my hands. She sleeps in a coffee can filled with chewed up kleenex. I saved up my money for her for a whole year! She was my favorite because of her little crooked tail. I bought her a 2 storey cage, a wheel, a bag of food, some sawdust, a water bottle and a ball for her to run in. She likes to run on the couch, but I have to be careful that she doesn't fall off.